You are really frustrated, aren't you.
Well I really see your problems here, maybe you should get those posted in the Partner Forum for Business Partners. If you give a serious description of your problem, in a professinal way, I could always post it for you. Please include steps on how to produce the "bugs" and describe all problems.
About the "been around for years", is both true and false. The point is - if you integrate appache and domino with each other, with some certain tools, you can get php to run on r5 as well. I have seen it around. Don't ask me how they do it.
About mentioning PHP in the Redbook - well, of course one COULD as i said earlier, had mentioned it. But again, yes, Domino IS a webserver, but all that should be part of a book is more like a reference. That's my meaning...
But again, calm down. If you want bugs to be fixed, keep it professional.
Regards,
Rune Carlsen
Founder Dominozone
http://www.dominozone.net